**FACT49B.. EXTRACTOR FAN & DIE WALD.. "PART 2"

THE DISABLED CAT HOBBLES UP AND DOWN THE KEYBOARD ONLY HITTING BLUE NOTES.
KEN SITS BEHIND PLAYING WITH INGRID'S HAIR.


**FACT49.. EXTRACTOR FAN & DIE WALD.. "PART 1"

SAUSAGES COOK NEXT TO THE GUTTER, A DOG LIES CLOSE BY, HAPPY AND FULL OF MEAT.
ONE HOUR AGO I DREAMT OF WATERFALLS, PETRIFIED FORESTS, BUBBLES AND THE ABORTED GALACTIC CONFERENCE OF 4033 (HUMAN YEARS).


**FACT48B.. DJ TOPGEAR.. "PROTECT SHORT SAMPLES 2"

"B" SERIES..


**FACT48A.. DJ TOPGEAR.. "PROTECT SHORT SAMPLES 1"

"Disgustingly horrible, torrid and grinding - My experience with this music has left me barely capable of describing it - just sort it out. Two albums worth of utterly, shockingly, unfeelingly bleak barrenness produced by the inimitably utter - for it is he - Disc Jockey of the highest speed, putting the pedal to the metal, boiling hot like a kettle. Did you dream it would lead to this, a full hour of ignominy, ladies - I give you - the DJ Topgear."


**FACT47.. RUPERT MURDER.. "PARTYTIME 2"

Twist, bop, hop, trot.
Deformed music tennis,
Negative anti-
Auntie Murdoch makes a tea.

Reworkings of popular acts such as Jive Bunny, Black Lace and Boney M nestled amongst other gems.


**FACT46.. ANDREAS BRUNING.. "NACHTWERK"

Some of the sounds I heard on this most interesting album:
Scanning, scraping, squeaking, pumping, air.
Squealing, scratching, oscillating, reverberating, decay.
Rolling, talking, wobbling, stuttering, chugging, phasing.
Singing, choking, echo, ice, tremolo, insect?
Guitar strings, wood fingers, tapping, underwater filter.
Opening, closing, scrunching, shaking, popping, wailing..


**FACT45.. xEGOVIA.. "XEGOVIA"

"Absolutely amazing
Gives me goose bumps every time i listen to it
Takes me back.

Absolutely loved this
Stunning songs will have you memorised.
I'm magically drawn to their musical genius of their brilliant songs,
Music at its best."


**FACT44.. SYSTEM HARDWARE ABNORMAL.. "BANGLA REAR EP"




Genuine fans of 'new age music' will no doubt LIKE this album because of the way it ruins timeless classics.

I.... however.... absolutely.... LOVE this (!!) because it evokes so many happy memories of my dad.

Basically, "sha-bangla rear complete ep" pays tribute to the more successful (if not commercial) crops of the early 1670s, through to the early 1790s.

However, the majority of the 26 minutes and 59 seconds are dedicated to the 'big wheel' days of the tractors when carrots ruled the arable world (bloody well almost!).

HOW TIME HAS CHANGED!!!!

Every major parsnip, spanning over one hundred and twenty years, appears on this album paying homage to legendary stable lads such as King Henry X.

It's a perfect PARTY megamix for those who like their music a little more a bit on the side.


**FACT43.. DJ FAILURE.. "FALLING OFF THE SANITY WAGON"

Featuring classic hits such as "Don't Go Breaking My Legs" and "Fountain Head Of Sickness" as well as remixes by Bimbo Sons and Treasure, DJ Failure's first album for Animal Fact is a piping hot collection of choppy beat jams and sampled sickness.
Hackneyed eye bath.


**FACT42.. SYSTEM HARDWARE ABNORMAL/WET DREAMS.. "@TACK"

ATTACK ATTACK @TACK! SPLIT BY SYSTEM HARDWARE ABNORMAL (ITALY) AND WET DREAMS (UK).
IT'S AN EXPERIMENT IN ATTACKING.


**FACT41.. IVAN ARSEICH.. "MEAT LISTENING"

Debut 8 song album from Ivan Arseich. Half an hour of meaty electronics. Enjoy!
(Still vegan friendly)


**FACT40.. THE MINTY.. "UNLIMITED EDITION"

12 tripped out sweets by The Minty of Mexico available in unlimited edition for Animal Fact.
No humbugs, sweets for everyone!


**FACT39.. DOGGS.. "DOGS"

Before Doggs were Doggs, they were called Dogs.
Then some crap indie band came out and they were called Dogs, Dogs became Doggs.
Here is some unreleased material from back in the day including a collaboration with Miu.


**FACT38.. BAD BOY.. "WHEN ALL YOU SEE ARE THE CURTAINS OF A ROOM"

Some banging beats and sounds from Bad Boy, made about 5 years ago stuck at home in crappy Maidstone.
FEAT AMATEUR!!


**FACT37.. APOPHALLATION/ WET DREAMS.. "CONTRADICTOR/ ACCOMMODATOR"

12 minute long noise tracks by Apophallation (odd numbers, 1,3,5 etc...)
12 minute long noise tracks by Wet Dreams (even numbers, 2,4,6 etc...)


**FACT36.. THTARRYPOOTH.. "THSUPERSTHARSTH"

First LP by Thtarrypooth (Little Fisty & Plasmadogg), with styles ranging from strange abstraction to just strange.
Next LP available here!



**FACT35.. DJ TONIGHT.. "ABSOLUTE F@*%ING CHEESE!"


Slash shit cover versions of popular cheesey hits - "It's My Life" etc.. quite futile and purile.


**FACT34.. GO ARSE OVER TIT.. "FLAPPIN' IDIOT"

Deranged penguin funk. A lot of it sounds like a penguin trying to sing opera.
Includes a DJ Topgear remix and a cameo from Little Fisty.
The next GAOT album is downloadable here.


**FACT33.. I VOMIT TEDDY BEARS & FILOVIRIDAE.. "FUCKBOX"

Recorded 07/30/07 @ 1:00AM in Richard's Bedroom.
A 10 Min. 100% Total Improvisation "Live Set".

Using Numerous Computer Loops / Various Cut-ups,Amp/Guitar Feedback,Blenders and Vacuum Cleaners.
"Both Projects Recorded at the same time and was recorded at the same time in Richard's Bedroom"


**FACT32.. APOPHALLATION/ NOWINGUS/ KOINDOZER/ KLAPTRAP & CHINESE CHURCH.. "THE POKEGODS"

CRACK collosal 5 way noise/glitch clash, an epic weighing in at 30 tracks.
Split release with Glitch City.


**FACT31.. WET DREAMS.. "VOLUME 1"

Wet Dream's baby piano, German, bit-pork and plasma periods are all represented in this compilation.


**FACT30.. MELVIß TIBET.. "DANGER! 400 VOLES"

Top notch experimental electronic sound patterns here.

Voles really are scary aren't they? Like moles.
Particularly if there's a high vole-tage like here.


**FACT29.. KAYAKA.. "DVD CITY"

An electronic music score for the film "DVD City", a sci-fi in which the world is entirely constructed with DVDs and video tape. Kayaka is the hero as she attempts to protect this world from the invasion of the deadly bricks.
More of her releases available here.


**FACT28.. RUPERT MURDER.. "MURDER WAS THE FACE"

Gruelling hour long debut album by Rupert Murder.

Includes remixes of and by Konx-Om-Pax, Lucy, Mehta Youngs and Mike Love666.

A recent split album with Mike Love 666 called "Body Heat Bangers" is available for download at www.smellthestench.net.


**FACT27.. FLOPPY DOLPHIN.. "THE STORY OF FLOPPY"

Mini-album by Floppy Dolphin, a deflated water toy found at a rave in London.
Partytime pop-electro shanties.



**FACT26.. DUCKSOB.. "METALIC AVACODO"

Funny noise noises, cleaning, bubbled water in duck pond.


**FACT25.. I VOMIT TEDDY BEARS/STIRNER.. "SPLIT"

Shortest ever release on Animal Fact at 3 minutes 35 secs long. Harsh noises and cut-ups from Canada and the Netherlands. Brutal international flavas!


**FACT24.. DURAN VAZQUEZ.. "LORE, FOLKLORE"

A beautiful and mysterious release from Duran Vazquez.
Time stands still as sound takes over your environment, triggering strange abstract dreams.

More downloadable music from him at http://www.alg-label.com/


**FACT23.. AAA/PLASMADOGG.. "KNIFEFACE/SCARFACE"

Split album of considerable madness!
A conflict of edges, a scarring battle between two idiots trying to find a place in a homicidal society. It's a gruelling battle (and listen).